Shit Santorum Says
[Gay marriage] threatens my marriage. It threatens all marriages.
Rick Santorum
Is anyone saying same-sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?
Rick Santorum
If the Supreme Court says that you have the right to consensual [gay] sex within your home, then you have the right to bigamy, you have the right to polygamy, you have the right to incest, you have the right to adultery.
Rick Santorum
There are no classes in America.
Rick Santorum
As the hobbits are going up Mount Doom, the Eye of Mordor is being drawn somewhere else. It’s being drawn to Iraq and it’s not being drawn to the U.S. You know what? I want to keep it on Iraq. I don’t want the Eye to come back here to the United States.
Rick Santorum

“I do not want to make black people’s lives better by giving them sombeody else’s money, I want to give them the opportunity to go out and earn the money.”

Later…

“I didn’t say black people, I said blah people.”

Rick Santorum
The idea that the Crusades and the fight of Christendom against Islam is somehow an aggression on our part is absolutely anti-historical.
Rick Santorum
I’ve done more in the African-American communities as a Republican than any Republican in recent memory.
Rick Santorum
Even fathers in jail who had abandoned their kids, were still better than [two same-sex parents] in their childrens’ lives.
Rick Santorum